Every year Grandma gets out of bed at 3AM on the morning of the day of All Saints and begins counting caps. She hides coyly, except everyone knows that's what Grandma does and she gets no slack. By evening Grandma's got the shit full of firecrackers spinning, rocketing, and spiraling through the air so that folk from all around sit nearby the radius of the area in which Grandma's blasting as burning, hurling, shrapnel and flaming miscellaneous items land in the laps and on the hats if the onlookers. Grandma's not out to really get rid of anyone but every morning after Halloween, Grandma. eats alone. Grandma must go out and find new friends before the next Halloween to invite to her ritual. Help Grandma make new friends, decorate in dark deep purple and post fairy lights like these along the path so the friends may escape--as they do every year, pretending to be me friends with Grandma just before Halloween the next year. 

Grandma's secret